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Body comparisons. 

this makes me feel alive



whoa I never noticed that before



Skinner and Mulder are my brotp for life. Don’t even try to talk to me about The X-Files because I will never shut up. This is a childhood obsession. It’s old as balls.


don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly 

I know girls who spill I’m sorry’s from their mouths like they pump blood
to their veins.
Sometimes, I am one.
I know girls who apologize for asking
to go to the bathroom in class,
who apologize for everything
because they feel like they are taking
up more than their fair share of space
on this planet.
Everything starts with an I’m sorry
and ends with one too,
constant bookends that we don’t
even notice anymore.
We delete her apology the way we
delete likes and ums from speech.
I know girls with ten times more apologies
than misdemeanors
and I wonder how often they hear
It’s okay.
You’re more than okay. —"I’m Sorry" by Claire Luisa  (via tanghuijuan)


this drawing took me like a month and nearly broke me

My uncle was telling me that if I needed help with fixing the signal light on my van that I should ask his wife because she really knows her stuff. So well that “she was propositioned at O’Reillys the other day” according to him. I thought he meant for a job and I was impressed that she was so knowledgeable that they offered her a job on the spot. Nope. Some guy wanted to marry her because she could change a headlight.


Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?