Trying really hard to not be a piece of shit this school year.
College is weird.
But it’s good.
Cute people are ruining my life though.
This is, hands down with no exaggeration, one of the most inspiring and heartfelt collections of advice I have read.
"I’m kinda good, which sucks. And you’re kind of bad -
which is actually all manner of hot. We survive this..."
Whenever I start to clean my room I try really hard to click on the YouTube link in my favorites bar so I can listen to music while I clean. But the Netflix link is right next to it so I always end up doing that for six hours instead.
my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil
One time my dad was so high he described his girlfriends hair as being so soft it was “like a cat made out of butter and covered in velvet and hair detangler spray.”
Stanford!Sam sketch commission for codependentsammy.
it’s a metaphor. you put the spider between your teeth, but you don’t actually swallow it, so you stay average and spiders georg remains an outlier who shouldn’t have been counted.
This is it. This is the beginning of the end. Eventually every single overused joke will be combined into one giant post that is the death of fun as this website collapses in on itself and we all go straight to skeleton hell jail
Not all jokes